Episode 38: The Replacements (CSP Season 3 premiere)

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We’re BACK!!!

… well, sort of.

Season 3 of the Cold Slither Podcast kicks off with a new voicemail hotline, new topics, new music and surprise to end all surprises… a new roster?

The hosts you’ve come to know and love from seasons 1 & 2 are gone, but who are their replacements? And what’s happened to Classick, Eclectik and Tim Dogg?

Listen and find out!

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Featured in this episode are new hosts Brandon Murphy, Rashanii (of The Single Simulcast) and Mista BAMF (of The KLIQ Nation).

Call our NEW CSP Hotline at (331) 6-VIPERS… that’s (331) 684-7377… and leave us a voice mail! We’ll read it on a future episode!

Episode 28: We got The Touch! Yeah!!! The Stan Bush interview

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YEAHHHH!!! We are highly honored to present to you this very, very, extremely special episode of the Cold Slither Podcast.
Our special guest for the show is melodic rock icon, Emmy award-winning singer-songwriter and music legend Stan Bush!

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Stan takes some time out to chat with host Classick and guest-host Rodimus Prime (host of The Black Guy Who Tips podcast) to talk about his songs from Transformers: The Movie, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, the soundtrack to Sailor Moon, Chikara Pro Wrestling and his musical career overall. We also found out about the many television ads that he’s provided vocals and voice-over work for along with many more interesting facts about the man behind “The Touch”. In a career spanning over 3 decades with over 11 studio albums, Stan Bush has reached millions the world over with his songs of determination and triumph. We had a great time speaking with him and learned a lot about how much he’s accomplished from then all the way up through now, as Stan is still putting out awesome music to this day!

 

On Sunday, May the 6th, Stan Bush will be performing an acoustic set live at The Greek Theatre in Los Angeles, CA as a special guest of Styx, REO Speedwagon and Ted Nugent! Tickets are on sale right now! Event info and tickets are available over here: The Greek – Events Page

Get more information about Stan Bush, keep up with his upcoming appearances and dates and purchase his music at http://StanBush.com!
Also check out the website for Stan Bush’s record label, L.A. Records at http://larecords.com.
You can follow Stan Bush on twitter @Stan_Bush.
View Stan Bush’s YouTube channel: http://youtube.com/OfficialStanBush

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Episode 27: 1984 – “Muppet Inception” (foreword by Claymation Werewolf) – now with a poll added!

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The year was 1984. Big Brother was watching over all of us…but what I want to know is…what were WE watching? Speaking for myself, I was a wolf pup of a mere three years old when the new bread of television programming arrived in September of ‘84.

Using a patented pop-culture research method, I have spent years cultivating I have found a way to literally look back in time to an age when TV was simpler. When fashion was much more corduroy and when people broke records, selling records. The year of Nineteen Hundred and Eighty-Four.

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Moron Madness Part 2! The Foolish Four

Editor’s note: This is part two of our Moron Madness series. If you desire, go check out part one, the Sitcom Showdown with all the Simpleton Sixteen and Eeedjit Eight matchups.

Coverage has been intense for this years Moron Madness and I’m sure all the idiots in the contest would like to thank each and every one of you for cheering on your favorite dolt. While not everyone can be a champion all of our competitors are shamefully stupid in their own unique and wonderful ways. Now without any further pomp and circumstance I present part two of Claymation Werewolf’s Moron Madness Tournament!


Balki vs. Joey

There has been a lot of trash talk between these two highly trained competitors throughout this entire tournament and tonight, the rivalry was settled once and for all.
Joey’s opening volley of stupidity and confusion was truly breathtaking. Balki countered with idiocy of his own, paired with an astounding misunderstanding about how the world worked. Hurling insults that didn’t even make sense in his home country, Balki began to show the crowd why this simple, hometown boy from Mypos, was in the foolish four.
Midway through the game, Joey became distracted by his adoring female fans and the reporters from Tiger Beat and Seventeen Magazine. The young athlete began smiling and mugging for the crowd. Striking poses and trying to be cool he completely lost track of his idiot roots pulling what they refer to in the sport as an “Eddie Winslow.”
By the end of the third quarter he was desperately behind in points and started erratically throwing out “Whoa!” and “Whoa!” but it was no use Balki Bartokomous walks over Joey Russo like a sheep herder over a pile of mud.
124-73 Balki advances to the “Chump”ionship

Dauber vs. Rose

The battle that everyone in the Midwest has been eagerly anticipating; the famed “War of Minnesota!” Both contestants came out strong Rose misunderstanding the referee’s opening instructions which resulted in hilarious wacky hijinks. Dauber countered with his trademark vacant stare and battle cry of “Uhhhh”
Rose began to work the finesse, tying in pointless stories with confused dumb blonde moments and self deprecating humor but Dauber was ready. Using his 9 years as a college athlete paired with his year as a coaches assistant; he quickly put together an amazing competitive strategy sure to completely turn the tides of the match!
Upon doing this he was immediately disqualified for excessive forethought and logic and Rose Walks away with the victory.
88-68 Rose Nylund advances to the “Chump”ionship

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Episode 21: Cobra-La – The All-Ladies Show, pt. 1 (CSP-S2Ep9)

Jem is adventure... and so is the all-ladies special episode of the CSP! Tune in!

Your regular Cold Slither Crew steps aside this week to make way for the ladies.

This episode is a roundtable discussion from a fully female perspective, featuring special returning guests Shirley Huang, Esq., Keshia Holt of Ring Time Pro Wrestling, Karen a.k.a. Say Dat Again of The Black Guy Who Tips podcast and, making her podcasting debut, special guest host Mrs. Classick a.k.a. “The Chatty Professor”!

Join them for part one of this two-part episode, where they will discuss favorite cartoons, TV crushes, favorite toys, fashion, games and much, much more!
Also, check out part two, where the ladies discuss their favorites in music, music videos and take part in the first ever all-ladies Sharkticon Pit!

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Make sure you also check out this look back at girl versions of popular 80s toys designed for boys in “The Girl Version.” posted by contributor Claymation Werewolf!

Operation: Get Stevie Ray is under way! [UPDATE! WrassleCast Hall of Fame induction]

UPDATE!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!

The Cold Slither Podcast Crew and the WrassleCast All-Stars proudly announce the induction of tag team wrestling great, former Television Champion and all-time color commentator Stevie Ray into the Cold Slither WrassleCast Hall of Fame Class of the year Two Thousand and Twelve.


CONGRATULATIONS, STEVIE RAY! SUCKAS GOTS TO KNOW!!

The CSP and our associated WrassleCast All-Stars have a mission: Get Stevie Ray!

What’s up, everybody?

This is Classick here announcing a special mission that we the Cold Slither crew along with several of our associates have been talking about taking on

The objective is really simple… GET. STEVIE. RAY!

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Classick holiday TV ads

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Back in the 80s, if you weren't gettin your electronics from Crazy Eddie's you had to be... IINNNSSAAAANNNEE!!

The most wonderful time of the year is HERE! ChristmaKwanzaHannuFestivusWinterSolstice is upon us! Here at the Cold Slither Podcast, we like to look back at some of the holiday themes and times of yester-year, and what better way to do that than to scour the Youtubes? Check out these gems and  comment on your faves and some others we might have missed! (+ check  back often for updates to this post!)

The debut of the Nintendo Entertainment System back in the 80s meant there was an average of 16.3 “Mommy, can we go to Toys’R’Us?” requests per household per hour.

and who can forget Laser Tag???

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Episode 3: Sitcomspiracy Theory (CSP-EP03)

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This week’s episode begins with the crew welcoming back returning guest Shirley Huang (@shirleyhuangESQ).

Today’s topic is TV sitcoms, starting with some conspiracy theories they have about certain shows.

The first show discussed is “Family Matters”, with theories based on Tim’s recent article on thekliqnation.com. Carl Winslow seems to have a lot of money to pay for the repairs on his home in the wake of various damages done by his clumsy inventor neighbor Steve Urkel. Some would say more than what a cop’s salary could sustain. Carl’s family members turn up missing, Aunt Rachel’s restaurant burns down and gets rebuilt with Winslow money, the rapid aging of Little Richie and the ultimate shady move– the sitcom wife swap!

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Carl Winslow was a lot more than he seemed on “Family Matters”

Wife swapping also took place on “Fresh Prince of Bel Air” with a new Aunt Viv. The crew gets into more theories on that show concerning Hilary’s suddenly departed fiance, the similar crimelord status of Uncle Phil, the rapid aging of Little Nicky from a baby to a seven year old with an enlarged cranium.

More sitcomspiracy theories discussed surrounding “The Cosby Show”, “Diff’rent Strokes”, “Home Improvement”, “The Jeffersons”, “Saved By The Bell” & others.

The crew then gets into dark sitcom episodes, inspired by the recent Grantland.com article about “When sitcoms went dark”. Aside from the all time darkest moment in TV sitcom history, Mr. Horton on “Diff’rent Strokes” trying to molest Arnold & Dudley, the crew bring up serious episodes they remember from The Parent Hood, What’s Happening, Fresh Prince, The Jeffersons, Gimme a Break, saved by the Bell, Benson, The Wonder Years, Punky Brewster, All In The Family, & Valerie.

Aunt Viv? Is that you?

The weekly Sharkticon Pit segment sees plenty of ire towards BET on the heels of their hip hop awards show among other things while Eclectik vociferously defends Robin Givens.

Final shouts out to All Balls Don’t Bounce (@ABDBMedia), The Black Guy Who Tips (@TBGWT, @rodimusprime, @SayDatAgain), Single Simulcast (@rashanii), aspiring actor cousin Donny Mitch (@donmitchtogo), Misty Copeland, Natasha Hastings, Ciara, TheKLIQNation.com, All Subjects Everything show (@CJStarchild), 12Kyle Radio (@12Kyle), The KneeGrow Majority (@Adjective_J), Stitcher Radio (stitcher.com), iOS5, the September, 1994 issue of Playboy and last, but not least, to you the listeners.